overdistracted:

Wish i had Rollin’s ability to perfectly vent a blunt truth without it being misunderstood 

overdistracted:

Wish i had Rollin’s ability to perfectly vent a blunt truth without it being misunderstood 

out-in-the-open:

               If you’re afraid of dying it shows you have a life worth living

acciojamesmcavoy:

[Discussing James’ special move for XMFC.] 

Graham: Because you could’ve gone with two.
James: I could’ve gone with two. But then, I would’ve mind bended you so hard, you wouldn’t feel it until next week. 


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 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST

FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES

WILL BE MINE


LOOK AT ME

I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN

OR A PERFECT HEIR

CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT

TO PLAY THIS PART?

AM I MEANT TO RULE?

HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?

IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?

OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS

SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.

AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION

IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY 

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?

YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM

TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN

SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU

BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT

WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET

WHO YOUR FATHER IS

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON

YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES

WHY DENY IT, OH OH

IT CAN’T BE TRUE

I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON

I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I JUST WANT TO KILL THE FUCKING AVENGER’S TEAM.

AND WITH EVERY PASSING HOUR,

I GAIN MORE AND MORE WORLD POWER.

LIKE ALL YOU DYING FOLKS, I’VE GOT A DREAM.

I WANT TO BE

WHERE THE MIDGAURDIANS ARE

I WANT TO SEE

WANT TO SEE THEM KNEEL

SETTING THEM FREE FROM, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

OH, FREEDOM

SLIPPING THROUGH REALMS YOU DON’T GET TOO FAR

MIDGAURD IS JUST WAITING TO BE RULED

BEING CONTROLLED BY, WHAT WAS I USING AGAIN? MY STAFF

One thing you have to admire about Sims

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight. 

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER